Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 11

164. This number is a fallacy, because I ate a lot today, so tomorrow I expect 167. Jillian Michael's and I did not make friends today, however, sausage dip and I did. I feel the dip and I will be much happier together.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 10

164. 164. 164. Yes, for the record I realize it's only one pound, I also realize it's probably because I didn't have time for many beverages today, but still. And, Jillian and I still didn't make friends today. I don't think you realize how bad I am at self motivation, there's a reason Boot Camp is the only thing that has ever worked for me. I'm still hopeful though, and you interwebs are there to mock if I fail.

Have a lovely day. I'm sure all the food I will eat tomorrow while watching football will more than compensate for that measly pound.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 9

165. Jillian Michaels and I did not make friends today. It was a long day. I don't want to talk about it. Also, I ate a Snickers today. It was delightful. I feel that since it was the only thing I ate all day, it is somehow healthy.

That's all.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 8

168. Seriously!? I avoided the frosting. It has to be some sort of cruel joke. I swear I'm pregnant or something (except for the record, I'm totally not).

I have been considering some pretty extreme measures to assist with my weight loss quest. First exercise, insane, right? Except I'm not joking on the insane thing. I did the exercise thing once, it led me to the smallest I have ever been. Boot Camp through a local gym. It was expensive, I did it when I was rich, I'm not so rich anymore. Boot Camp was great, I had someone yelling at me and making me work out. Truthfully, I'm really bad at self-motivation when it comes to exercise. I'd rather hang out on the couch with a Diet Coke and Snickers. Did I mention that I think people who say they run for fun are either lying or masochists? Boot Camp made me skinny (I mean, yes, it made me feel really good too, energized, but whatever, exercise is stupid), but to have someone stand over me and make me exercise is $75 a month, $75 that I would rather spend to keep up my acrylic nail habit (you may now commence with the laughing).

It must be done. So, I figured Jillian Michaels can yell at me. No, it won't be as great as being on the Biggest Loser, but.... 30 day Shred, here I come. It promise up to 20 pounds in only 30 days. We shall see, we shall see.... You interwebs are lucky enough to be the recipient of a daily exercise update too, because I'm not good with self motivation, as I may have already mentioned.

I have also seriously considered giving up carbonation, unfortunately at this point I am simply too addicted to Diet Coke to take that step. It's still in the back of my mind. Have I mentioned before that Significant Other has lost 50 pounds since Wee One was born simply by cutting out fast food and carbonation? Yes, I think he's stupid. Stupid boys with their stupid magic weight loss.

Have a lovely night interwebs.

P.S. Cops observation for the night, crack looks like gum. Seriously.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 7

165. Finally. Also, for those of you who care, I have some snark to share, but I'm way too tired, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 6

166.

Because I have no one to blame but myself. Day 5

166.2. Hey, it's lower than 167.