Because it's never too early to be addicted to television

Wee One has developed this extremely obnoxious habit of batting her bottle out of her mouth over and over again, this is followed by a screech that sounds something like a dead cat because the bottle is no longer there. Now it was amusing the first two, maybe three, times that it happened. However, by time number eight (in the same feeding mind you) I was no longer having fun.

Obvious solution to said problem, position child so she can see the television. She will be mesmerized and the eating may commence in peace.

And it is because of mothers like me that the youth of America spend so much time watching television.